so being the retard that i am, i get all excited about the idea of a new year and what that means and all. and then i start thinking "so, you need some cheezy new year's resolution to finally bring about some changes in your life?" and then i start thinking, "ya, that's right! why do i need to use the fact that it is a new year (which really means nothing) to be my inspiration to make some changes in my life??!! isn't the fact that i am chubby and lazy inspiration enough to make me want to change things no matter what time of year it is?" then i start getting excited again about how much cooler the idea of always making new resolutions is rather than once a year. i wish there was a such thing as new month resolutions so that we would be reminded once a month to find something new that we want to work harder on or change. that would be cool!
so in the standard of hipocracy which i always try to adhere to... this is my new years resolution, (start humming 'pomp and circumstance' now)... to always accept and look forward to change with big open arms. to persue change and try to always have new resolutions. to start flipping off people more often. to give farting in front of girls another try. to stop pretending that i am rich so that i can make fun of poor people.