drive a 15 passenger van to home depot and pick up a bunch of mexican construction workers. then get a bunch of wood and rocks and shit. then go buy a bunch of power tools and hammers. (this may be a bit expensive so maybe you can substitute the power tools with stolen power tools.) then drive them back to your house and set them up with all of the tools and wood and rocks and shit and have them just start making a bunch of noise right outside your window. for a little added spice you can ask them to all talk to each other as if they were at a metalica concert. it is so soothing! now read!
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My recipe is a little different. One must be a Disney fan for this to taste right. You take two of those same Mexicans, put em in an ice cream truck, paint the side of the truck with a skinny Mickey Mouse and a Tweety Bird, mount a speaker on the truck and blast the WORST version of It's a Small World (a version that ends with "boi-oi-oing!"), then park it directly across the street three times a day for 45 minutes at a time. Now read.
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