christmas spirit? so soon?

ok so at the death star we put up full on christmas decorations like two weeks before thanksgiving. i know that is early but hey, if you are a money grubbing, ass-coke sniffing, billionare, barista like me you need to keep the cash flow and get people spending early. ok that was stupid but my point is that i have been getting really excited about christmas a little earlier than usual. last night i got all excited and got on itunes to make a christmas mix and i was so jazzed about christmas. josh and i put up christmas lights up the day after thanksgiving and this wednesday we are going to get our tree!!!! i am so excited about christmas that i am farting sugar and spice!!! i got up today and i couldn't wait to listen to my new christmas mix. this christmas i am asking for this really cool watch that has pretty much every feature except gps and an ice cream maker!! it has a barometer, an altimeter, a compass, a thermometer, duel-kwome pickups and a whammy baaa!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!